June 2009
1 post
May 2009
9 posts
My email to colleagues
Hello, you! Some of you may be aware of my impending old age; more specifically, this Saturday I shall be turning thirty (for those of you (Rob) that don’t understand the concept of using numbers as words, I mean 30) years of age. It’s a fairly important birthday (as those that end in zero often are), so I thought I’d do something different, possibly even social, to make a nice...
7 days to go
Guys, it’s my 30th birthday next week, and I’ve decided on what I want. You should all club together and get me Kristen Wiig, mkay? Thanks guys, you’re the greatest.
Twootenany™
sniffyjenkins:
redcloud:
elizabite:
justfantastic:
katydidsays:
cleversimon:
If I do not receive at least one drunk dial/text/DM from this event, you are all dead to me.
I second this. Since I can’t go this, I would very much like to receive at LEAST several drunk messages. Please.
I will third that motion. Drunk texts/DMs. Oh and pictures too please. Also, have fun everyone who is...
April 2009
8 posts
I don’t like to be impaled.
HOPE YOUR NOT VLAD
Your NPR Name
smartgoat:
ronbailey:
apollosraven:
pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:
spiegelman:
liana:
Eric and I recently discovered a shared fascination with the slew of impossibly named NPR hosts we listen to every day: Renee Montagne, Steve Inskeep, Corey Flintoff, Korva Coleman, Kai Ryssdal, Dina Temple-Raston.
In fact, we’ve often wondered what it would be like to be one of them. A Nina Totenberg...
Hey.
How’s it going?
March 2009
9 posts
Announcement
I am standing right behind you.
spiderman-saves-ducks | FilmDrunk: Movie news for... →
oldblinddeadjim:
What a weekend. My buttocks still ache.
I did warn you, but did you listen? No. You just grabbed your mat and went back to the top of the bumpy slide for yet another go.
sniffyjenkins:
sloganeerist:
Hey, you tumblrs....
Statham! Yell It While You're Fucking!
fireland:
“Statham’s imdb.com profile, collectively, is a promise to you, the weary filmgoer. It’s a promise that says, ‘I promise that you will not FOR ONE SECOND be bored during one of my movies. You won’t learn shit about the human condition, or feel a collective connection with the brotherhood of man. But if you give me $10, I will fuck an explosion while a Slayer song plays.’”
This is...
On my newest Twitter crush. Yes, I *am* a floozy.
sniffyjenkins:
oldblinddeadjim is my latest Twitter crush. Plus he’s a Brit, from Cornwall no less. They don’t have much to do down there except look at abandoned tin mines and make friends with sheep:
“Oh my, it would seem somebody who might be me, has eaten four KitKats. Only six left..that’ll barely get me through foreplay.”
Check him the eff out.
Yes!
February 2009
3 posts
Reading 'Derren Brown' opened my eyes (from...
Derren is fucking awesome! This book has taught me a shitload of useful skills and introduced me to some very interesting topics such as mnemonics, psychological illusions and hypnotherapy.