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Wed Mar 4

On my newest Twitter crush. Yes, I *am* a floozy.

sniffyjenkins:

oldblinddeadjim is my latest Twitter crush. Plus he’s a Brit, from Cornwall no less. They don’t have much to do down there except look at abandoned tin mines and make friends with sheep:

“Oh my, it would seem somebody who might be me, has eaten four KitKats. Only six left..that’ll barely get me through foreplay.”

Check him the eff out.

Yes!