Mon
Apr
20
Crank 2 may or may not be the most fun I’ve had in a week and a half. Or at least it’s the neatest hour and a half I’ve spent in weeks on end. But then again, maybe explosions and ginormous battles and stereotypes and swearwords aren’t your thing…
Oh, they aren’t? FUCK YOU, CHEV CHELIOS!
Jason Statham retweeted me earlier. I think some of his AWESOMENESS was electronically transmitted. Maybe. Either way, I’ll never wash my keyboard again.